Maybe this is delirium from not getting enough sleep, or maybe the hose and heels have made all the blood rush to my head and given me crazy ideas. But pantyhose—not leggings, tights, or Spanx, but plain old pantyhose that you can buy at CVS or HEB—are underrated. They make your legs look smooth and toned and suck in all of the wiggly bits that every woman wishes she could get rid of somehow.
